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How I failed my class! The FBI was on to me!


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(FLM)LT.riotson

Tue May 25 2010, 12:24PM

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First off I can not believe I just did that! Walked in and purposely failed my test ( I wouldn't have passed the class anyways if I aced the exam)

I Got the test. and sat down, turned it upside down and started writing a story, while talking a little bit out loud about how this test was so easy I could write 2 , 2 page stories! (Which I did). I then every 20minutes would clap my hands (If anyone asked it was to turn the light bulb on above my head to get good ideas, because my light bulb is hooked up to a clapper system).

I then at random intervals, would quietly gather up all my stuff (I didn't want to bother any of the students really), and move from desk, to desk, ALL ACROSS THE CLASS ROOM, LOL. Just picking and sitting in random desk.

I then eventually got up, went to the teacher, and asked him:
Me:"Could you show me how to do this problem please?"
Teacher:"Sorry I can't help you on an exam"
Me:"Okay. Can you show me this one"
Teacher "Sorry I can't"
Me:"Oh okay. How about this one?"
Teacher:"No sorry"
Me: "Okay thank you" and i went back and sat down, got my stuff changed seats again.

LoL, I would hold the paper upside down, with ALL THIS WRITING ON IT, like a giant essay, and pretended to study it very closely, like it was important. I then eventually got up, went to the board, took an eraser and a marker and started doing some of the math problems on the white board (Doubt I did any right so it didnt hurt, I wasn't trying to get any right).

Teacher only looked at me, kind of got up and walked around the desk behind me. NEVER SAID ANYTHING though. I eventually wrote some stuff in Japanese, erased it all and sat back down, got my stuff and changed desk again. (Have 1 year of Japanese language class, so that helped).

After changing back to my original desk, I took a single piece of blank scratch paper of the two I received before the test, walked up to the teacher, presented it to him on my palms held out flat as grandly as I could and spoke loudly "Thank you! I give you this extra!"
He just smiled and took it. LoL.

I eventually got on my cell towards the end of class, and pretended i was talking and did it as dramatic as i could and looked FREAKING SCARED out of MY MIND "WHAT? NO? THEY DID!? OMG!" Hung up the Phone, threw all my stuff on my desk and frantically threw all my stuff including the exam into my back pack, teacher was standing near me because i was on a cell phone before that too (Texting, not talking, didn't want to bother others), he didn't say anything again though, lol. Turned to him.....he said "I'll take your test for you"

Told him "I can't! I have to go RIGHT NOW. THEY FOUND ME, THEIR COMING! I HAVE TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW!!!!" Put my hand up to the class looking scared to death, RAN TO THE DOOR, RAN OUT AND RAN THE WHOLE way till no one could see me any longer

ROFL! The looks on everyone's face as they starred at me when I went for the door shouting all of that was awesome. I looked so scared & frantic, probably because I was nervous as heck that I was actually doing this, lol.

Omg I can't believe I did that, LoL, entirely hilarious that I would do so many random things in class, all the while pretending to seem as a crazy person, that try's to appear sane.

I highly recommend to someone doing something like this if you know WITHOUT A DOUBT, you will fail your class: "50 ways to fail an exam": http://www.jokesplace.com/joke/failexam.html

I can't believe though I got away with doing all of that and the teacher never once said anything.

I will now write him an email apologizing for my split personality who didn't finish the test, asking to retake the test but realizing I can't since I have the test on me! Apologizing some more, then tell him I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING HIM AGAIN NEXT SEMESTER :D

PS: Sorry guys! Next time I'll have to bring a camcorder or something with me.
Note: I finally got to sit behind the cute girl with curly long hair in my class finally, lol.

[ Edited Tue May 25 2010, 12:34PM ]

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(FLM)thecman

Tue May 25 2010, 12:31PM

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Joined: Sun Apr 20 2008, 09:03PM
Posts: 47

Wow, I told you crack was bad for you.

(FLM)TwiztedAgony

Tue May 25 2010, 04:59PM

Prelude to Agony

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Joined: Sun Apr 20 2008, 06:25PM
Posts: 334

LMFAO .. nice nice!!

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(FLM)Sabastian

Tue May 25 2010, 08:35PM

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Joined: Thu Apr 24 2008, 08:20PM
Posts: 94

dont give me any ideas man i'm still in high school and i'm passing all my classes but i'm deffinatly gonna try some of those.... dad if i get suspended in the next couple day blame LT

(FLM)KrokE

Wed May 26 2010, 09:10PM

LET'S START A RIOT...

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Joined: Sun Apr 20 2008, 06:30PM
Posts: 420

OMG LT you are such a dork! Hehehe

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