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Good, Bad, and the Ugly!!!


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(FLM)TwiztedAgony

Sat Jun 12 2010, 10:20AM

Prelude to Agony

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Joined: Sun Apr 20 2008, 06:25PM
Posts: 334

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly…

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

"I wouldn't piss on the best part of you, if you were on your knees begging for it."

(FLM)Amishboi

Tue Jun 15 2010, 07:16AM

Registered Member #10

Joined: Fri Apr 25 2008, 06:50AM
Posts: 36

Lmao, these are freaking funny!!!!


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