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Wife Compliment
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(FLM)TwiztedAgony
Sat Jun 12 2010, 10:21AM
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 Bartender: How did you get that black eye?

Kenneth: My wife gave it to me for giving her a compliment!

Bartender: I don't understand, why would she do that?

Kenneth: Well, she was staring at herself in the mirror and crying that she's looking so much older. So I decided to give her a compliment and cheer her up.

Bartender: What did you tell her?

Kenneth: That she still had excellent eyesight.
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